SANTA-BANTA SMS

Santa radio thik karwane gya.
Mechanic ne dekh k kha: Ye thik
hai,Mausam kharab hai,Isliye nhi chal
rha.
Santa:Le 100rs,Mausam naya daal de

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Santa k gao me nadi pe bridge banaya gya
Builder:Bahut acha ho gya
Santa:Hanji Pehle dhoop me tair k nadi paar krte the Ab chhav rahegi

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Santa apni Gf ki zulfon me aisa khoya,
Ke
Behosh ho gaya...
Jab hosh Aaya toH Romantic ho kar pucha.
Jaan.!
Nahati kyon nahi ho..??

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Santa thought LOL meant ?
-Lots of Love
So,
He sent it in the following text 2 his GIRL FRIEND-
-You are the only girl in my life
LOL,..