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INSULT SMS IN HINDI ENGLISH PUNJABI

Gadha jo khaye wo ghaas ho tum,
Buddhe ka chyawanpraash hotum,
Idoit,stupid,bakwaas ho tum,
par jo bhi ho Yaar!
DOST JHAKASS HO TUM!!
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Apna samajo ya Begana,
Hamara apka Rishta purana,
Isliye farz hai Batana,
THANDI shuru ho gayi hai
Roz "Vaseline" jarur lagana.
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Boy to his gf- janu tere to bina hor koi kudi mere dil nu jachdi hi nhi
G-Jooth bolda aa tu kanjra, sidha keh k mere to elava hor koi fasdi hi nhi

FUNNY STUDENTS SMS HINDI ENGLISH

There are 3 kinds of students:

1.Some make wonders happen.
2.Some see wonders happen.
3.Others wonder what happened...
He he he
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Ek Waqt Tha Jab Me Apni Class Ka Topper Tha
WahWah
Ek Waqt Tha Jb Main Apni Class Ka Topper Tha
Niche Kya Dhund Rahe Ho Joke To Upar Tha.
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STUDENT SCHOOL ME GADHA LEKAR AYA?
TICHR=GADHA Q LAYE HO?
S=APNE KAHA THA
MENE BADE-2 GADHO KO INSAN BNAYA H?MENE SOCHA ISKI B LIFE BAN JAYE
STUDENTS FUNNY SMS NEW 2012 IN HINDI PUNJABI ENGLISH

FUNNY SMS IN HINDI

Teacher: Class, we will have only half a day of school this morning.
.
Class: Hooray!
.
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Teacher: We will have the other half this afternoon

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Nalayak bano to aise bano.

Ki.

jis din kitab kholo
to
khud kitab k panne tumse puchhe
Beta aaj tabiyat to theek hai na ya pee rakhi hai
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BOY Askd GOD:y She Luvs A Rose,Which Dies In A Day.
Bt Doesn't Luv Me,Who Dies 4 Her Evryday??
GOD Replied
salaa...kya Dialog mara!! Phir se bol

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FUNNY SMS IN HINDI ENGLISH & PUNJABI

Kitna bebas h insan kismat k aage,
Hr sapna tut jata h haqiqat k aage,
Jisne kabi hath na felaya ho,
Wo b hath felata h GOL GAPPE k aage.
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Laughing at ur own mistakes can lengthen ur life..-Research says...
But
Laughing at ur Wife's mistakes can shorten ur life....-Experience says
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Bas itna hi kaha tha ki tere pyar me
"Barso se pyasa hu sanam"
Fir kya tha?
Zalim ne Pani ka pipe muh me daalkar Motor chala di
FUNNY SMS IN HINDI PUNJABI FREE MSG FUN FUNNY HASSI