FUNNY SMS IN HINDI

Teacher: Class, we will have only half a day of school this morning.
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Class: Hooray!
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Teacher: We will have the other half this afternoon

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Nalayak bano to aise bano.

Ki.

jis din kitab kholo
to
khud kitab k panne tumse puchhe
Beta aaj tabiyat to theek hai na ya pee rakhi hai
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BOY Askd GOD:y She Luvs A Rose,Which Dies In A Day.
Bt Doesn't Luv Me,Who Dies 4 Her Evryday??
GOD Replied
salaa...kya Dialog mara!! Phir se bol

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