FUNNY SMS IN HINDI ENGLISH & PUNJABI

Kitna bebas h insan kismat k aage,
Hr sapna tut jata h haqiqat k aage,
Jisne kabi hath na felaya ho,
Wo b hath felata h GOL GAPPE k aage.
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Laughing at ur own mistakes can lengthen ur life..-Research says...
But
Laughing at ur Wife's mistakes can shorten ur life....-Experience says
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Bas itna hi kaha tha ki tere pyar me
"Barso se pyasa hu sanam"
Fir kya tha?
Zalim ne Pani ka pipe muh me daalkar Motor chala di
FUNNY SMS IN HINDI PUNJABI FREE MSG FUN FUNNY HASSI

SANTA-BANTA SMS

Santa radio thik karwane gya.
Mechanic ne dekh k kha: Ye thik
hai,Mausam kharab hai,Isliye nhi chal
rha.
Santa:Le 100rs,Mausam naya daal de

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Santa k gao me nadi pe bridge banaya gya
Builder:Bahut acha ho gya
Santa:Hanji Pehle dhoop me tair k nadi paar krte the Ab chhav rahegi

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Santa apni Gf ki zulfon me aisa khoya,
Ke
Behosh ho gaya...
Jab hosh Aaya toH Romantic ho kar pucha.
Jaan.!
Nahati kyon nahi ho..??

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Santa thought LOL meant ?
-Lots of Love
So,
He sent it in the following text 2 his GIRL FRIEND-
-You are the only girl in my life
LOL,..